This past weekend, I decided it was time to cook during daylight hours. Maybe it was the fact that I had to deal with fish heads and I wanted to make sure I had the proper support awake and alert, or maybe it was the thought of bringing my daughter in to finally participate and teach her the song "Fish Heads", just for fun. Maybe I just should have known better.
Recipe #3: Caldo de Pescado (Fish Stock)
I took a trip down to my trusty Publix fish market with the kids and my parents in tow. This was going to be un show (a show) - pure drama. We were on the hunt for fish heads (gross). As I approached the fishmonger (well, not fishmonger actually, just the dude behind the counter), I smiled and asked him for fish heads, chuckling to myself as if I was going to be the jokester of the day. The dude turned to me and said, "sure, how many?"
How many? Did he just say "How many"?
Not like "Ma'am, did you say fish heads?" Not like "excuse me, did you say fish heads, as in actual gross slimy heads of fish with eyes bulging out and guts flying everywhere?"
Nope, none of that. I said I wanted two heads, he picked them up from the ice (they had their bulging eyes and flying guts removed), wrapped them and put the $2.64 sticker on them. That's it. Over. Fish heads wrapped. The most horrifying part of the mission: My dad's shock at the fact that they actually charged me for the heads.
I bought the rest of the usual cast of charaters that now dance in my head as I sleep at night and dream of caldos: green peppers, tomatoes, onions, garlic cloves, parsley and salt. Got home, unwrapped the fish heads and went to grab one. Ewwwww - slimy! Yay! A little drama - at last!
But not that much, so as I got confident in my dead fish skills, I grabbed it again and turned to put it in the olla de presion when I caught a glimpse of something orange inside the fish (it was sliced down the middle of the head for me already). Time to call the husband in to Kitchen Stadium.
Honey? What is that?
Brains? Brains on fish are orange?
Yep, think so.
Cool! I have fish brains...in my...soup? Gross!
Ok, I got over it, threw it all into the pressure cooker and calculated the time at 20 minutes (beef was 30, chicken was 25, so fish must be 20) from the time the chaca chaca started in the kitchen and the kids started to sing, "fish heads fish heads, roly poly fish heads..." That was my cue to quickly shower and get ready. Did I forget to mention that I had a baby shower to get to at 2pm?
This was, by far, the easiest soup to make of the caldos to date. Mom held the strainer while I scooped everything out and we put the broth straight into two plastic containers - a little over 6 cups of broth in all.
I invited my parents and my in-laws over for dinner in order to participate in my first full Nitza (almost) menu. No, I wasn't going to serve fish broth for dinner - that was just the base of the first course! But, before I get to my first course, I decided to skip ahead into the Arroces y Pastas (Rice and Pasta) section of the book. I know, I wasn't going to do it, but really, I can't have Sunday dinner and serve soup alone, so why not venture a little and knock out another recipe while I was out there. And here's the part about Nitza trying to kill me.
Recipe #194: Arroz Blanco (White Rice)
Now, I know you're all asking yourself how a little white rice ever hurt anyone. South Beach and Atkins lovers aside, the rest of us know that white rice is harmless and as easy to make as any basic recipe. The worst part about venturing into Nitza's Arroz Blanco recipe is that I already knew how to make white rice. My white rice is good, easy and foolproof. But, a deal's a deal so I tried it her way.
Let me translate her way for you:
In shallow pot (I didn't believe her about the cacerola llana so I used a deep pot), heat oil and add some garlic cloves until they are golden brown. Remove the cloves and (here's the part where it gets life threatening) baje el aceite de la candela. Now, did she mean lower the heat or did she mean to take the oil off the heat? I read it as lower the heat. Then, take water and salt and pour it into the pan.
WHAT? HELLO! POUR THE WATER INTO THE PAN WITH THE HOT OIL? NITZA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Nothing at all about asking her trusty chef at home to WAIT UNTIL THE OIL COOLS. And yes, fine, that's something that everyone knows (as my mother and mother-in-law so clearly explained to me). But since I usually follow normal recipes that explain little details like that, I had never experienced the EXPLOSION that happens when you pour water into hot oil. My poor kids and dog ran for their lives as my husband came running into Kitchen Battlefield to see what the heck was going on.
I didn't have to explain. He just started laughing (thanks, honey) and asked me not to confirm what he knew had happened. It's probably because he must have run like a bat out of hell when his mom did the same thing when he was 4 - I just know it.
Anyways, back to the oil that's now cooled and my water and salt. Poured it in - no popping, all's safe - brought that up to a boil. Now, Nitza's very careful to emphasize the importance of adding the rice inmediatamente (immediately) when the water starts to boil, so not to lose one bit of the valuable ratio of una libra de arroz (yes, she said one pound of rice - which I measured into my scale and measured back into my measuring cups and got 2 1/2 cups, but my mother in law says that in Cuba, 1 pound of rice meant 2 cups of rice) to the mixture you have concocted in the pot. Lower the heat to simmer, put the lid on it and set the timer to 30 minutes. Don't open it! You'll lose valuable steam! Geez, paranoia for some things are evidently acceptable. Hot oil and cold water? Not so much.
I must admit, however, that I am now a true believer in putting my family at risk by following this method (but by following the arroz blanco for dummies way as I have explained it) for making white rice. It was absolutely, hands down, the best white rice I have ever had. Anywhere. Sorry, rice-queens in my family. This was the best.
And now, for my final trick, er, dish...we venture back into the soup chapter for the first course.
Recipe #23: Sopa de Camarones a la Crema (Shrimp Bisque)
So, this is where the fish stock comes in handy. I had my daughter help me with this one at certain points because the prep was really easy. I took out a mixing bowl and put flour, salt, black pepper, milk and parsley stems (with stems cut off, just the maticas (little trees), as my daughter calls them), all in there.
Now, time for a translator again. Oh, Mo-om...
Nitza says I need to osterizar my ingredients. Yes, good, do that.
Osterizar? Yes, Mimi (that's me), osterizar, usar la batidora.
As in the act of using Oster's Osterizer blender. Seriously. Osterize became a verb in Cuba. Nitza writes, Anadale la harina "osterizada" con la leche, sal, pimenta, cebolla y perejil.
Back to the process, where I add some rabanadas (slices) of onion to the ingredients that have already been mixed well with (gasp!) my hand blender and hand blend some more (might as well make that a verb!) I pour all this into a large cacerola (soup pot), along with my fish stock from the morning, and crank the heat up.
Now, here's where you see the fun again - she wants you to keep stirring, while you osterizar peeled, deveined, boiled with no-tail shrimp with heavy cream. Impossible! So, that's where you figure she must have had help in that kitchen. No single person can handle this if you follow her recipe. Good thing the abuelas are hanging around the kitchen just waiting to dive in. Ok, ladies, get working! I put my suegra on stir duty while I osterizar the shrimp and cream and get my mom started on the toast that will be the topping for the soup (so gourmet!).
The shrimp cream mix is added to the cacerola and you let it heat through until it becomes creamy with a good consistency (think clam chowder - the white one). Once you see a few bubbles forming, as if it wants to boil, shut the heat off and you're done. Let it sit until you can get everyone to the table and put those little toast tips (plain white bread, crusts cut off, make 2 triangles out of each slice, spread butter and sprinkle some parmesan on each one and bake until toasty) on each soup.
The crowd went wild. Everything tasted sooooo gooooood!
Oh, I forgot to mention that we ate the rice with a pre-cooked chicken hot from the deli. Preparing 3 recipes in one day was enough for me. And, in my own taskmasterish kind of way, I'm thinking ahead to Recipe #4: Caldo de Huesos de Pollo Asado (Roasted Chicken Broth).
As my dad cut the chicken up, I asked him and the guests to keep their bones. Hey, there are only so many hours in the day! I don't think Nitza expects me to roast a chicken to then make the broth for it. At least not this early anyways!
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